Stunned Scotland discovers North Sea oil “not for cooking with”
Very much NOT what is coming out of the seabed The Scottish Independence lobby has today been utterly derailed, after the population discovered that North Sea oil can’t be used in a deep fat fryer....
View ArticleAbsolutely no one challenging Miliband for ‘unwanted’ leadership
Gold-plated job security: when literally everyone else would rather die than take over from you Labour rebels denied attempts to overthrow Ed Miliband today, adding that no matter how dissatisfied they...
View ArticlePeople still inexplicably listening to David Starkey
“Bweaaarrkkk!!! Kweaauurrkkkk CLUK CLUK! BUK-BUK QWEAAARRKK!” There has been public shock today, after it transpired that some terminally unwise people actually listened while David Starkey spouted...
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